OK this is hilarious, my good and twisted pal Daryn, sent me a chain email that what you do is type in your name followed by the word "needs" into whatever search engine you use and see what the first thing to come up is.
For Daryn it read (not a word of a lie - google it yourself):
Daryn needs something new because "He never got Viagra when we were dating!"
For me, it read (and I'll list the top three)
Jackson needs new priorities.
Jackson needs God!
Jackson needs to become a muslim.
I so wouldn't look good in a burka - well at least I don't think I would.
Anyway ... try it for yourself. I'd love to hear some of your results, leave them in comments if you want.
Jenny needs to find a place to Vent and bitch,
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Jenny needs to find herself a baller.
Yes I would agree that I need a Baller so I can get some action and not have all the Kegels I do go to waste...and I can stop bichin and venting that I don't get any...I agree...VERY funny Jackson...
xoxoxoxox
Penelope needs to build a kernel to support her exotic driver, but she hasn't got more than the vaguest idea how to go about it
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